funnytwittertweets:

lexxnova:

RIP to the opportunities we missed because of shyness and low self esteem.

closet-keys:

Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

boatshoefucker:

robloxmilf:

alusteratrocious:

ukrindian:

nokiabae:

got my full back tattoo done at Claire’s

had my birthday party in the sensory deprivation tank at Claire’s

Got circumcised at Claire’s

fennelore:

fullmetalfisting:

confession: when i was in high school my best friend used to steal a ton of clothes from the busted-ass target in town and then walk across the street and sell them at plato’s closet and she called it her job. i’d be like “where are you?” and she’d be like “at work” and i’d know she was just robbing a target blind lmao 

obsidianneet:

rohie:

squad is over we’re cults now

Finally